Chelsea Tractor – with lyrics

A parody of the Fratellis song “Chelsea Dagger”. Lyrics by me. Sung by me. Recorded at NathanBen Productions. Mixed/produced by Nathan Ben.



The lyrics are as follows :

Well you must be a mum with a car like that
I really know your type well,
I see you drive an X5, a Vogue,
Or a Mercedes GL, oh yeah.

Someone said safety was your main concern,
And whilst I know it’s a factor,
Style’s the main reason you bought
A Chelsea Tractor, oh yeah.

Speed is good, throttle hot,
But when cornering it’s not,
When it’s cold, snow is never a bar to it
Choose low gear, road is clear, seem to never have a fear!
Go for a pointless drive for the hell of it

Well you must like your toys with spec like that
A seat with heating is wrong
I bet they sold ’em to you
to keep warm when you drive without clothes on?

Drive it up. drive it down, your kids with you.
At School at the end of day bell.
And clogging up the roads you drive and
make my journey back home hell, oh yeah.

Speed is good, throttle hot,
But when cornering it’s not,
When it’s cold, snow is never a bar to it
Choose low gear, road is clear, seem to never have a fear!
Go for a pointless drive for the hell of it

Chelsea Tractors I believe
that when you driving badly making me peeved
That all the roads get safer after you leave
And it’s one for the Tractor and one for
the status gain you perceive.

Chelsea Tractors I believe
that when you driving badly making me peeved
That all the roads get safer after you leave
And it’s one for the Tractor and one for
the status gain you perceive.

Note some words altered slightly at the point we recorded for better ‘fit’. Lyrics (c) Alex Bloor 2010.

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